Deestan@lemmy.world · 3 months agoSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down18
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squareDeestan@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square12fedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · edit-26 months agoSLPT: You can make like 30-50% of your social circle think you're psychic (or just weirdly smart) by asking them to think of a number 1-10 and asking if it's 7.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down14
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: You can make like 30-50% of your social circle think you're psychic (or just weirdly smart) by asking them to think of a number 1-10 and asking if it's 7.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.works · edit-26 months agomessage-square3fedilink
alyth@lemmy.world · 7 months agoSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down16
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.alyth@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square1fedilink
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-210 months agoSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down19
arrow-up1161arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-210 months agomessage-square23fedilink
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 10 months agoSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankmessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down111
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankSuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square8fedilink
keyAEnglish · 10 months agoSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1153arrow-down110
arrow-up1143arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squarekeyAEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square16fedilink
LemmyUser1290a@lemmy.world · edit-28 months agoREDACTEDplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down110
arrow-up1-7arrow-down1message-squareREDACTEDplus-squareLemmyUser1290a@lemmy.world · edit-28 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square5fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans offmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down12
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans offCold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only) message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only) kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
A_A@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1imageSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldA_A@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freemessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freeDeestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. message-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square13fedilink
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · 1 year agoSLPT If you want to help the working class, defend all politians as much as you can even when they go against everything you once fought for, that is how we get powerplus-squarearchive.todayexternal-linkmessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1external-linkSLPT If you want to help the working class, defend all politians as much as you can even when they go against everything you once fought for, that is how we get powerplus-squarearchive.todayjimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT When holding a presentation, laugh out loud every few sentences. This creates a fun and relaxing atmosphere that captivates your audience.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT When holding a presentation, laugh out loud every few sentences. This creates a fun and relaxing atmosphere that captivates your audience.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · 1 year agoSLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareSLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Driving in the dark and want to save on headlights? Navigate via echolocation with the car horn.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Driving in the dark and want to save on headlights? Navigate via echolocation with the car horn.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
