But does it have probiotics?
It’s got electrolytes!
It’s what plants crave!
IDK but definitely has lots of corn syrup
And grade A cheese* juice concentrate
*contains 0% cheese
*Cheese-like lard based product
most of the “American Food” aisle in European grocery stores in one bottle
Your daily allowance of HFCS and artificial colors and preservatives in a single convenient serving!
American “food”
Don’t forget MSG and salt!
Some food science company just made a doritos liqeur so you’re not that far off: https://www.foodandwine.com/doritos-flavored-liquor-taste-8414617
Every day we stray further from God’s light
Dondrinkdos.
But look how happy that woman is! It must be good. Advertisers wouldn’t lie.
Best invention since my shitbucket.
I think it would be a fun one off tbh
CHEWING IS THE BEST PART
Idiocracy movie was a documentary of our time now.
no
Necessity is the mother of invention