• Chozo@kbin.social
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      5 months ago

      I think you’ve mistaken Putin’s motive. It takes 2 weeks for the body to dissolve in their special sauce.

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      5 months ago

      Oddly enough, I think the first poison that nearly killed him was one of them.

    • Chainweasel@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      It’s probably a 2 week backlog at the crematorium, you don’t need to wait for the poison to become untraceable if the body is gone.

        • dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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          4 months ago

          Plot twist, he’s actually still alive and they’ve bought themselves 2 weeks to find a dead body double

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    4 months ago

    Calling it now…IF the body is ever seen again, they’ll get it back completely unpreserved and likely decomposed enough as to make any analysis difficult or impossible.