Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Molecules are great for when I’m snackish and want to eat 6.02 x 1023 of something.
I would add more rice just to fuck with them
did a vampire write this
The count?
No. the dotted “i” with otherwise majuscule font is subpar for the undead…
Source: I made it the fuck up. Or I’m a vampire. Which one? Who knows…
Based on the cool cursive font that your username is in, I’m thinking the latter. That just seems like something a goth vampire would do
Source: I have no idea what I’m talking about
Pretty good guess actually.
I don’t get it.
[Mitch Hedberg intensifies]
What if I could give you two brick and two wood for it though? Could build two bridges with that
you’re telling me 7 shrimp fried this rice?
so you have 7 of Man Utd’s playmaker and 4639 of Arsenal’s holding midfielder?
Best of luck to you getting anyone with this joke on this website.
Do they have a player named shrimp? Rice is a more common surname.
I don’t follow the footy but I understood that it was ironic in some way!