Nebraska Spider-Man needs this:
Ballooning, sometimes called kiting, is a process by which spiders, and some other small invertebrates, move through the air by releasing one or more gossamer threads to catch the wind, causing them to become airborne…
Lovely new fear unlocked
BALLOONING-SPIDER-MAN: THREAT OR MENACE?
- JJ Jameson
Sounds leisurely!
Was gonna make a comment about webs as a sling shot and gliding but clearly nature has a way better solution.
He’s out of breath because being in a car-dependent area doesn’t afford him opportunities for exercise.
Knew it would be NJB before clicking :D
I thought ir would be city nerd lol
Unfortunately, a corn stalk can only get you so far.
Nebraska Spidermen make do
The robber looks properly confused
So am I.
Super unrealistic!
Fat Spiderman could never get a cab out here on the Prairies, he would show up in a battered farm truck and empty beer cans would fall out when he opened the door