Chris Remington@beehaw.orgM to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 6 months agoMammalsbeehaw.orgimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1242arrow-down10
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minus-squareZagorath@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 months agoBy definition, “warm blooded” means “produce their own heat” (obviously drastically simplified). I don’t think it matters whether the coconut is on a deserted island or on the shelf at Woollies, it’s still not warm blooded.
minus-squareDave@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·6 months agoWhat if it’s on fire, using it’s own energy to produce the heat?
minus-squarekeyAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months agoAs I’m burning I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. I’m finally mammal. -the coconut
By definition, “warm blooded” means “produce their own heat” (obviously drastically simplified). I don’t think it matters whether the coconut is on a deserted island or on the shelf at Woollies, it’s still not warm blooded.
What if it’s on fire, using it’s own energy to produce the heat?
As I’m burning I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. I’m finally mammal.
-the coconut