Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agoWhat's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?message-squaremessage-square177fedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down12
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareWhat's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square177fedilink
minus-squaretheherk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoThey really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.
minus-squarestoicmaverick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoThey weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoAnd it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
minus-squarestoicmaverick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoRookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.
minus-squareespentan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoThose sons of bitches… my childhood could’ve been very… different.
They really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.
They weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.
And it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.
Those sons of bitches… my childhood could’ve been very… different.