All Oklahoma schools are required to incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments in their curriculums, effective immediately, the state’s chief education officer announced in a memorandum Thursday.
  • notagoodboye@lemmy.today
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    5 months ago

    There’s nothing wrong with that:

    1. No false gods. Anyone who demands your worship can fuck off.
    2. No idols. If someone wants you to worship an idol, they’re bad.
    3. Meh. I don’t think god really cares about this.
    4. Don’t work on the weekends.
    5. You’re not dead, so your parents did the bare minimum. Give them a break.
    6. Don’t kill anyone you dumb fuck!
    7. Don’t cheat on people.
    8. Don’t fuckkin take shit.
    9. Don’t fuckkin lie.
    10. Stay in your fuckkin lane.

    Easy.