Note I did not buy any food for myself.

To head off questions:

  1. No, I couldn’t cook for her. I’m suffering from a long-term illness where I can’t eat solid foods and am extremely smell sensitive. My wife is at a funeral, so I had to order food.

  2. She’s extremely picky and refused to let me order anything but pizza.

  3. We live outside of town, in a not very big town, with very few pizza delivery options, and they’re all at least this expensive.

  4. No, I didn’t also have to buy her the cheesy bread or the second topping or the sauces, but it’s nice to get my daughter a treat and that is no excuse for the order being that expensive.

  5. We’re in Indiana, so this should be ludicrous in terms of pricing. This used to be the pricing I would expect when we lived in L.A. and ordered from a good local place rather than a chain.

Edit: Turns out what I should have been infuriated about is people repeatedly telling me to get takeout and having to repeatedly explain why that wasn’t an option, having people not believe I’m sick, and being repeatedly berated for not magically knowing food coupons exist on the internet when I never order food on the internet. Oh right, and also being a bad parent for not forcing food my daughter doesn’t like down her throat or starving her if she won’t eat it.

By the way, I have another thing to be infuriated about. A huge storm came in and this happened to our trees. I assume I will start being berated for not cutting them down before that happened, but because I have no power or internet at home and have to go to the library to post, your further posts telling me what an idiot I am and how I’m an awful parent and how I’m not really sick will take me a while to read. Sorry to ruin your day. Maybe you’ll find someone else to treat like shit.

Anyway, have fun telling me I’m the worst person on Lemmy, just don’t expect a quick reply.

Oh, and do tell me how stupid I am for not knowing that people who clear up and fix such damage have coupons on their website.

  • UmeU@lemmy.worldEnglish
    27·
    5 months ago

    Someone drove you some hot food and you give them $4? You’re like Steve Buscemi in reservoir dogs.

    • badcommandorfilename@lemmy.worldEnglish
      91·
      5 months ago

      NO! I don’t think you understood at all!

      Someone else hired a person and paid them 3.49 to drive hot food around.

      Then a customer, who also paid the first person paid the driver more than their employer did.

      If I could slap you over the internet right now I would.

      • Cryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        5 months ago

        It’s not a high tip, it’s just a very low wage. So proportionally, sure, the tip is very high, but the root issue is criminally low wages.

      • UmeU@lemmy.worldEnglish
        25·
        5 months ago

        You want to slap me because I wanted pizza and then I also wanted the person who drove the pizza to my apartment to also be able to afford pizza?

        I don’t condone the system, this is simply the pizza system that exists where I live.

        • badcommandorfilename@lemmy.worldEnglish
          32·
          5 months ago

          The slap was because you were blaming the person who actually contributed more to the driver.

          The correct response is: Wow! The delivery fee was only 3.49! How do they expect someone to work for such a pathetic wage!

          • UmeU@lemmy.worldEnglish
            3·
            5 months ago

            Jokes on you… the delivery fee doesn’t go to the driver. Only the tip goes to the driver. That’s how fucked up this whole situation is.

      • UmeU@lemmy.worldEnglish
        21·
        5 months ago

        I wish I lived in a country where this was the case.

        They are paid a base minimum wage plus tips to drive their own vehicle around all day, paying for their gas, insurance, frequent oil changes and tire wear, putting miles on their car further depreciating the value… the whole point of being a driver is for the tips. Even when people tip well the drivers are mostly taking a loss with the usage of their own cars.

        • Cryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish
          1·
          5 months ago

          And also when you say “minimum wage” it’s actually less than the legal minimum wage, because our regulators have been systematically gutted for decades.

    • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      41·
      5 months ago

      I pay my delivery drivers exactly 0 tips. They’re paid a living wage, no tips needed.

      • UmeU@lemmy.worldEnglish
        62·
        5 months ago

        In the USA the delivery drivers live off of the tips… it’s not just high school kids working a summer job. A lot of drivers are working a second job to support their families.

        If you live in a major metro area in an apartment building, gain yourself a reputation for tipping decently and you won’t have to leave your apartment. Tip poorly and you will have to meet them down on the street.

        It’s not something I voted for, this social contract existed long before I was here.

        If I had a vote to abolish the tip system, I would. In the meantime I make sure to tip decently so that the person who gave me service can keep a roof over their head.