… Because there’s one girl really pretty outside my window right now, which is unusual, I though most of them were near the highway, outside town… And I’m having some thoughts… I mean it’s either that or I just go back to my ranked match on Tekken 8 and jerk off later to some Brazzers.

And yes I’m an adult.

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    I imagine that you’re sitting at home by your computer, minding your business and following various rabbit holes on the internet until you hear tapping on the window right next to you. “WTF” you think as you turn around to see what’s going on.

    You look out the window, perplexed, unable to form complete sentences as you gaze upon a stray sex worker, cold and wet (from the rain, obviously). Will you invite her in and offer her a towel? Do you feed her? What do you tell your significant other? “Hey, I rescued this stray sex worker. She can stay with us for a while, right?”

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      Change pc for Xbox and significant other for my left hand and you’re on the right track. Also, obviously she isn’t exactly in front of my window I live in the 3rd floor…

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        Well it was about that time that I noticed she was an 18 foot tall crustacean from the Palaeolithic era…