Donald Trump's second wife Marla Maples said she is "open" to serving as the former president's 2024 running mate.
  • MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
    34·
    2 months ago

    I’m “open” to Donald Trump getting locked in the VX gas vault like that dude at the beginning of The Rock.

    I would also “accept” Nicholas Cage slamming some in his mouth like that dude at the end of The Rock.

    Everyone, go watch The Rock.

    • MrFappy@lemmy.world
      2·
      2 months ago

      Not enough mentions of Zeus’ butthole for my taste. I need at least 2 more utterances of the phrase before I can watch it again.

  • jonne@infosec.pub
    5·
    2 months ago

    That picture confused me because I thought she was wearing a MAGA hat in the 90s.

  • Makeitstop@lemmy.world
    1·
    2 months ago

    Well shit, I’m open to being his vice president too. Why wouldn’t anyone take the job? Now that being president surrounds you with a bubble of legal immunity, the vice president is free to grant himself a good old fashioned Klingon promotion. Stab him in the neck with a pen, sign some papers with his blood in an official act, and all the evidence is inadmissible.