I dont want to make lemonade anymore, I’d like to sit on the grass for a while.
Well, there’s your problem - you forgot the sugar, so all you’ve made is lemon juice.
“Looks at current price of sugar” - Lemon juice it is!
Its time to take a page from Cave Johnson.
Just make a few of those lemons combustible and throw them at the goddamned lemon cannon.
Get mad! Make life take the lemons back!
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!
- Totally not Cave Johnson
That portal 2 bit is brilliant
Subscription to the lemon pipe is also $17.99/mo.
Ok, but lemonade isn’t that color. Are those piss bottles?
Yeah, he couldn’t get away from the line.
Image is missing a cut throat capitalist selling lemons and lemonade.
At least they don’t have a black body, bloodshot eyes and a creepy cheeky smile.
