Unlike humans animals lack the inventiveness to create sex toys.

Instead they have to get creative. Don’t judge.

(Fun story time,)

I was in highschool, doing a school thing at a zoo, we were going by the horses (endangered… uh, wild something from somewhere not here. Been a while…) and there was a family there who noticed that was rocking back and forward, the kids were wondering why.

Parents came up with something very wrong. (Edit: as in incorrect.)

Apparently, the stallion was bored, and was rocking back and forth to masturbate. Let’s just say the entire class broke out laughing hysterically when the kids asked what the piles of white stuff everywhere was.

What you fish for