• Ranvier@sopuli.xyz
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    “Google, nobody called from Google. One of the things like doing a show like yours, your show, you know, you see it on Fox, but when you really see it is all over the place, they take clips of your show that you’re doing right now with me and if I do a good job, they’re gonna vote for me, they’re gonna vote for me because it’s not just on Fox, it’s on Fox is a smaller part of it. You’re on all over this, those little beautiful cell phones you’re on, you’re all over the place. You have a product, you have a great product. You have a great brand. So you have to get out, you have to get out, you have to do things like your show and other shows and Google has been very bad. They’ve been very irresponsible and I have a feeling that Google is gonna be close to shut down”

    Can anyone help? I don’t have a senile narcissist to English translator!

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      I’ll take a stab at it.

      I do these shows and everyone wants to see it. It goes viral and everyone looks it up on Google to watch on their phones. But Google is doing something to block it, so if I win I’m going to shut them down.

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        Ok, it’s scary how easily you seemed to have done that. I kept getting caught up in the beautiful devices and couldn’t figure it out.

        Hats off to you, friend.

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          For donny you have to analyze like non native speaker or child. Who, what, where, when, and why. Also everything is either positive/negative for him.

          He mentions Google, it’s bad.

          Him doing interviews on shows, good, the best.

          Fox, good show

          people on phones; good tech

          trying to watch him, good. obvious see above

          Google close down; veiled threat. Constantly does this, mob talk. “It would be a shame if something happened to your establishment.” He also did it when he called Georgia secretary of state to find him more votes. He brought up his daughter, beautiful daughter. You want to do the right thing for her.

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              Coulda woulda shoulda. Now we get to see if he’s gonna be president for 4 more years 🫠 wtf is this ridiculous timeline

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        Oh.

        He’s threatening to use the government to harm them unless they feed his ego/help his campaign.

        I guess he’s been spoiled by Twitter and Truth Social fawning over him and wants that from everywhere.

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      All I could find was a jabba the hutt translator:

      “Google, nobody called tuta google. Wompa of doe things like doing do show like yours, do show, u know, u stuka it on fox, but whao u really stuka it sa all over doe pa, they take clips of do show da u’re doing right ateema gee je um if mee do do good job, they’re gonna vote che je, they’re gonna vote che je because soong nopa just on fox, soong on fox sa do smaller part of it. U’re on all over this, those little beautiful cell phones u’re on, u’re all over doe pa. U have do product, u have do grancha product. U have do grancha brand. So u have tah pushee, u have tah pushee, u have tah do things like do show um other shows um google has been ree goola. They’ve been ree irresponsible um mee have do feeling da google sa gonna be close tah shut down”

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      Google isn’t kissing my ass and making me look good by constantly placing only the good things about me at the top of search results and videos.

      So Google sucks and I’m going to shut them down.

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      “I want all the attention. I want everyone to have to look at me all the time on their phones. Give me that attention. Gimme! Gimme! Attention is like a McDonald’s burger with fries. I want all the attention. Google, make that happen, make people watch me on their phones. Or I’m going to shut you down.”

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      I know he’s always been prone to kind of incoherent rambling, and quotes straight from his rallies are usually stream-of-consciousness walls of text like this. But it really seems like it’s getting worse over time. Not sure if it’s senility or drug addiction or stress or whatever else, but Trump really seems to be unraveling.

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          Not in the news. But I am not American, I don’t watch what Trump has to say (or rather, I barely watch news for years).

          Years ago I used to hear him talk while he was president and it was really cringe but this transcript from the first reply just seems a bit surreal. Insane, rather.

          Edit: I was curious enough to go visit the article URL and take a look at the video but there doesn’t seem to be a video of the Fox clip they write about (or ublock/etc hide it). Maybe it’s for the best… 😁

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            It’s for the best. Listening to him makes you lose iq points. If he talks about anything you know about it is also likely to make you angry.

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            His speeches caused serious headaches for translators the world over. How exactly do you translate his incoherent ramblings into another language?

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        Yes this is the direct quote the article refers to. He rambles nonsense, often self contradicting, and then people in the media try to fashion it into coherent points for him, leading to a fake impression of competency, misleading the public and voters. This is the man who had to have his national security briefings summarized into a few brief bullet points with pictures, and he was apparently still unable to read them.

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          He also charted a hurricane with a sharpie! Usually we ask the children not to draw on the adults things but alas…

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      Even ChatGPT is confused

      The text seems to convey a few disjointed points:

      1. No Call from Google: It starts by mentioning that no one called from Google, but this point is unclear and not elaborated on.

      2. Importance of Media Exposure: The speaker emphasizes that doing shows like the one being discussed is important because these shows are widely seen, not just on Fox but everywhere through clips shared on cell phones and other platforms.

      3. Effect on Voting: The speaker believes that a good performance on the show will positively influence people to vote for them.

      4. Reach of the Show: The speaker highlights that the show is not limited to Fox but is widely distributed and accessible, thus amplifying its impact.

      5. Praise for the Show: The speaker compliments the show’s product and brand, suggesting it has great reach and quality.

      6. Need for Exposure: There’s an emphasis on the need to be active and appear on various shows to maximize exposure.

      7. Criticism of Google: The speaker criticizes Google for being irresponsible and suggests that the company might be close to shutting down, although this point is vague and unsubstantiated.

      Overall, the rant is an unfocused mix of praising media exposure, expressing a belief in the power of TV appearances to influence voters, and criticizing Google.

      To make things worse, I also asked it to Yodaify it

      Called from Google, nobody did. Doing a show like yours, yes, on Fox you see it. But everywhere, really, it is. Clips of your show they take, with me right now, doing it you are. Do a good job, I must, for vote for me, they will. On Fox alone, it is not, smaller part Fox is. All over this, you are. On those little beautiful cell phones, you are. A great product, you have. A great brand, you have. Out you must get, out you must get. Things like your show, and other shows, do you must. Very bad Google has been, very irresponsible. Close to shutting down, Google is, a feeling I have.

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        LOL at “a few disjointed points”. Whatever else you might say about ChatGPT, its output is extraordinarily polite. Saying “a few disjointed points” is practically the equivalent of “what the fuck is this drivel you fed me?”

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        Yeah ChatGPT didn’t seem to realize he’s praising/condemning google not Fox. He’s attempting to get google to roll over and lie for him like Facebook does

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      It never ceases to amaze me how they mock Joe for speaking gibberish but then this seems to make complete sense to them.

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      I kinda thought he was saying Google, probably meaning YouTube, shows Fox content and people aren’t tuning in on the TV anymore, and his dumb ass thinks Fox is losing money and viewers.

      There is no way he’d destroy Google with all that yummy data he could gobble up and share with his shitbag acquaintances.

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        Trying to decipher his words is like dementia astrology, who knows. If he doesn’t know what he’s talking about, we surely can’t either.