Greed is good

Dinklefritz

I design optics and I’ve seen a return request because they “couldn’t see the target” and included photos to show what they meant. The customer installed it backwards and didn’t bother trying the other way.

I just want it to stop interrupting my music because I got another spam email. Its either all notifications or nothing.

Last year I was like “camping in summer, I don’t need a thick blanket” then winter came for 1 night 🥶

Democrats have to do everything perfect to get enough of a coalition to win.

Republicans can openly be racist, ignorant about the law, trash on veterans/elderly/women, and still are in contention. I think it’s the so-called Christians that are lacking morals.

All I could find was a jabba the hutt translator:

“Google, nobody called tuta google. Wompa of doe things like doing do show like yours, do show, u know, u stuka it on fox, but whao u really stuka it sa all over doe pa, they take clips of do show da u’re doing right ateema gee je um if mee do do good job, they’re gonna vote che je, they’re gonna vote che je because soong nopa just on fox, soong on fox sa do smaller part of it. U’re on all over this, those little beautiful cell phones u’re on, u’re all over doe pa. U have do product, u have do grancha product. U have do grancha brand. So u have tah pushee, u have tah pushee, u have tah do things like do show um other shows um google has been ree goola. They’ve been ree irresponsible um mee have do feeling da google sa gonna be close tah shut down”

The article seems to insinuate that he had just as large of a crowd in Atlanta but it was much smaller. They also state that his campaign rallies have been as big as ever but they too have been smaller.

Bacteria levels deemed safe. So why aren’t they broadcasting the actual levels? Could it be their safety level is over 5x what most of the world considers safe?

Nearest grocery store is just a 50min drive

This bread looks like it will grow hair on your chest 😍

Lol thats exactly how he thinks life works for him

Don’t really want a VP who likes to stomp out student’s right to free speech. He belongs on a 90s ticket, not a 2024 run.

The automated services are quite nice. Ive enjoyed not managing a seed box for a while but it is the only guaranteed way these days.

Pay for piracy? That’ll get ya the plank!

Losing fmovies wasn’t the bad thing as there are dozens of clones. It’s the hosting services that really took a hit. The reliable ones have been down for a while. The ones left buffer much slower and can’t handle peak times as well. Those years with fmovies really felt like the golden age of piracy.

The alternative is to stick them all in a very large train that runs around the earth at the equator.

She won gold before ever making it to Paris

Nobody has ever asked for more teeth when getting a DJ

He tells terrible jokes