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    3 months ago

    Fires randomly into the ceiling

    Okay, let’s review: There was ONE Star Wars movie. One. And it was the greatest movie in the history of the universe.

    Everything else is just fan fiction tacked on by LucasDisneyCorpMagicProductionsRanch because the original movie was too perfect for this world, and had to be destroyed by all means necessary.

    You can take all that crap and GTFO. G’wan! Get!

    Oh - ah, leave the original Kenner action figures, though. Those are cool.