Flintlitary Stickcratination

Thank you for your stick service

Woah - woah. Take it easy bro, just relax

It’s both. The word “Agile” is used for either depending on context.

To that end, it’s several “systems” depending on if it’s used for straight-software development in a department, or manufacturing with technological components, or an entire enterprise using Agile concepts (like SAFe). Each one could be slightly different, and each one is some variation on the philosophy.

What it differs from mostly is a phase-gate approach typified by project management, where a plan is made, a budget secured, and a timeline set. All of those things are of course present in Agile, just in different ways and not one-after-the-other.

The big difference is project management has been around forever; Agile just over twenty years. So the former is what everybody knows by default, the latter sounds very “woo woo” to a lot of people. I think that’s really what the comic is trying to say - Agile stuff sounds silly.

Agile methodology is a defined framework for software development success. It helps teams adapt and solve specific needs at a given time and prioritizes accelerated time to market and the value of user insights. Agile is based upon a set of four values and twelve principles laid out in the Manifesto for Agile Software development.

Via https://builtin.com/agile

ADS?!?

Oh FUCK no.

Ffs it’s a projector. Anyone could do this now.

Waterfall method: talk about building a rocket for 5 years, build the rocket, rocket needs to be totally redesigned because we forgot to put a place for people to go - massive change reqeust, build new version. Project Delay: 27 years

Agile Method: a rocket is not software - do not use Agile

Kanban - kanban is agile

Scrum - scrum . . is also Agile. What are you doing, go back and do the waterfall one

Why is the job market so awful?

Attainted. That sounds dirty.

Depends. Are you a republiQan? If so, “yes”. If you’re a filthy liberal it’s pedo grooming degeneracy.

With a gross profit of over 4 million!

Gross.

The secret ingredient is crime

I can hit it nine times out ten, that’s the point

Oh they do. They pay for it, though, so. It’s unlikely it’ll be in trumps lifetime.

pretty sure that’s a Geneva violation still

It’s because they got away with this shit with Reagan. Now they think it’s just “something they do” to “honor” shit presidents who made everything much, much worse because they ran with an R next to their name.

Go ahead. Open up the Trump presidential library. Do it. DO IT.

Well there are a number of ways to convince them they’re wrong. In Texas; even more.

Genius!

I thought it was about the boy in the bubble and the baby with the baboon heart