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Nyahahahahahahah
Being grateful is pretty neat but make sure to reciprocate! - “Suck her clit every morning to thank her for choosing you” 🥰
“Flick that bean to let her know how much she means.”
Really? The america has a blowjob crisis lady?
never expected oprah to say something i’d expect a self-proclaimed “alpha male” who’s actually an incel to say. what a time to be alive…
(psst it’s not a real quote).
lol ate the onion again
in my defense, i still believe j.d. vance fucks couches
This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried
Was she talking about Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil?
