Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.
I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.
Well, there are 8 bits in a byte, so there must be 8 bites in a sammich, obviously.
That’s a 64 bits sammich.
Each bit is an ingredient.
2 bits bread
1 bit ham
1 bit cheese
1 bit lettuce
1 bit tomato
1 bit pickles
1 bit mayonnaise
So when you divide it all out, it’s only 8 bites.
Americans really will use any measurement before touching the metric system
Just like the misattributed Churchill quote :
You can trust the Americans to do the right thing, after they tried everything else.
… what would the metric unit be? 🤔
It would appear to be approximately 2,982,609 bytes.
I quite like the crust, but could you not slice the crust off? That would likely improve the bread to crust ratio considerably.
Bro, nibble the crust first, then there are so many glorious crustless bites. Or just cut it off.
All of them.
I’m sorry.
(Ingredients-1)2 +2
9-12
I would agree with this. The rational part of me likes to try and eat a sandwich in a 3x3 grid of bites, right-to-left, working my way downward.
But, I’m a wacky, inconsistent li’l bitch, so it almost never works out that way. But, I don’t think I ever exceed 12 bites. That’s a pretty solid ballpark range.
What if the bread is… Not square?
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