First I wanted to contradict and say that I like arch linux because it feels good… So yes: I see your point
It’s so plug & play
Universal Plug and Play: it works on all genders!
Pretty much everyone has a butthole, it’s the ultimate input/output port.
Universal Serial Bussy.
;-)
Hmm, the Arch one seems to be incorrect. People who wear a buttplug won’t randomly announce that they’re wearing buttplug.
They likely would, if it was an Arch butt plug.
A Bluetooth controlled butt plug that runs Arch? 😩
Marry me!
Good luck getting the BT driver for the vibrator to work, the AUR package has been broken for months
Sign me up!
What about a buttplug ran by arch?
We don’t have the same friends.
Acutally… They do on the internet. And may even earn money by doing so.
Also, too smooth for Archusers. They prefer more pain.
I read the meme as Arch is something that you should shove up your @$$
It’s okay to say “ass” on the internet, FYI.
That’s a weird Debian logo on the Swiss Army Knife
I use lube btw
is it really Arch if you’re not going in dry?
lube = archinstall
No, I am the pain in the Arch
aaaAAAAaarch
Isn’t that gentoo then?
It should have a tail.
No. It should be minimalistic by default. If you want to add a tail just grab one from the AUR.
Well, you can install Gentoo with USE=tail
Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.
That guy is so rad.
You can use those other distributions as buttplugs, too, but they’re not going to be pleasurable or even comfortable.
This statement implies using arch btw as a buttplug is pleasurable and/or comfortable.
Did they stutter?
Anything can be a butt plug if you are brave enough
I use arch btw
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My friend who uses Arch…btw. Is good at chess
Is this them? Looks like a chess pro.
Yeah butt with a tail.
Bzzzzzzzt
i guess i got something in common with ur friend:)
Arch is so pleasant to to use…
But it’s a little cold at first when you start using it.
using no install helper ≈ no lube, no prewarming
That’s the way I like it
And one wrong move is a twinge of pressure
You got kinda an obsession with arch 😂 BTW im using Windows 11
What “tool” should we then assign to Win11.
- Inflatable mattress with a hole in?
- Stop light at a roadside construction site?
Money Machine.
Than 1 and 2
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This is garbage, preposterous even! Kali is a toy lockpick for script kiddies, parrotOS is where the real deal is. Or you know just install the tools on debian.
I use arch btUwU
It was PHLAK back in the day. I just like Kali because it has so many tools ready to go out of the box. Run Debian as main OS though and it’s pretty simple to add their repos and install them.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
The weak prude mindset vs the based chad buttset
So I just spent the last day reading the Arch wiki on butt plugs. It is now fully configured and ready for use 🥴
You’re joking, but-- https://buttplug.io/
The fact that this exists makes me so happy. I doubt I’d ever use a smart buttplug, but I’m oddly relived that those who want Bluetooth up their ass can do so using open-source software.
The second sentence on the website
WELCOME STARDEW VALLEY AND ULTRAKILL PLAYERS! […] Check out Lovense, Kiiroo, Satisfyer and others for toys that will work with the game!
> STARDEW VALLEY
Ultrakill
Explain. I’m a Boom shoot fan and this is on my wishlist after I clear a few in my backlog. Is Ultrakill popular with Butt Plug enthusiasts?
I am just as confused as you are. If anything, your knowledge of Ultrakill could clear things up.
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This could unironically be useful for adult themed games lmao
Wow I didn’t know I needed this, thanks
Not everyone’s thing, but if you’re into it, feels really good to use?
Only one way to find out if you would like it …