CantaloupeLifestyle@lemmy.worldcake to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoWho Said It: Mike Johnson or Ned Flanders?newrepublic.comexternal-linkmessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down18
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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up83arrow-down1·10 months ago Can you tell them apart? Yes I can. Without reading the article. Ned Flanders was a good, kind, generous person despite his weird religious beliefs. Mike Johnson is none of those things.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·10 months ago“My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she’s a little worn out.” -Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
minus-squareares35@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·10 months agoodds on it wasn’t praying that wore her out?
minus-squareTelorand@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down2·10 months ago99% chance it was praying. Fundies are weird about sex for pleasure and anything that isn’t missionary.
minus-squareBoddhisatva@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·10 months agoOkay, I cannot help but think that ‘the lord’ is their name for his dick.
Yes I can. Without reading the article. Ned Flanders was a good, kind, generous person despite his weird religious beliefs. Mike Johnson is none of those things.
“My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she’s a little worn out.”
-Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
odds on it wasn’t praying that wore her out?
99% chance it was praying. Fundies are weird about sex for pleasure and anything that isn’t missionary.
Okay, I cannot help but think that ‘the lord’ is their name for his dick.
It’s like Joel Dongsteen