Okay listen: I am less than tech-savvy, but I tried so many step-intensive things on my dinky PC, to no avail.

I use Windows10 home (yes, I know, bear with me!) and am just trying to boot games I already OWN!!! No dice. Now I just sit here, arms crossed, and seethe “I hate u, computer.”

Yes, I’ve enabled the IIS and tried to use the option to allow program to run 32-bit. No dice.

I’ve tried compatibility mode. Absolutely nothing (Windows, you useless-ass shitwad).

I struggled through DOSBOX as a non-tech person, managed to do the Windows 3.1 thing, tried to boot my files through there, got as far as the install screen!!! Stuck at 0% probably forever. So it was a failure.

Tried running old game files from some people who are smarter than me that emulate the D:\ drive instead of the physical disks. Zilch.

FrikkiN AHHHHH!!!

I JUST WANNA RELIVE MY NOSTALGIA AND SHOW MY KID ALL MY OLD AND SHITTY GAMES I USED TO PLAY AS A KID!!!

Could anyone give a solution that won’t have me downloading and installing 6 trillion new programs? Any helpful links a non-tech person could understand?

Swear to god, I’ll Cashapp 5$ to the first person to give a solution I can reasonably follow & that works.

Also you will have my adoration forever. Thanks.

  • ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com
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    This varies between “functionally impossible” to “tricky but doable” depending on the game. Generally speaking getting old games to run via using the original media is very hard. The easiest way is to buy them again on GOG.com. Second easiest is to quasi-legaly (legal in my country, illegal in others) download a pirated copy of the GOG version. The other options I’d need to know which game before I promise anything.

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        You own a version of the games, sure, but the version you own is effectively useless on a modern system.

        Perhaps the taste is less sour if you consider what you are paying for here is someone else doing the hard work to get an old game to run on modern hardware, saving you all that frustration and effort and time.

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        Well not if you can dig up and get running the computer you bought the games for, or one say 5-10 years younger. Windows XP will do for anything on a CD, Windows 95 for anything on a 3.5 floppy. 5.25 floppy then most will run on 3.1.

        It’s just that it’s a lot of work ensuring backwards compatibility and it’s not always a good idea, I’d argue the software world, in general, strive to much for backwards compatibility but that’s another discussion.

        That work needs funding so it’s either pay GOG for the work that has been done remaking parts or repacking to make it run on modern computers. Or look to the hobbyist side of things but since they aren’t paid, they of course seldom package what they do in an easy to consume format leading to enormous guides with 20 steps that maybe works, but probably not if you don’t have an exact setup like the guy who wrote its.

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        Unfortunately in the 2020s you don’t even own the games you have the physical media for.

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        You’re trying to get games built for a different OS (e.g., Win98) to run on your current OS. If it doesn’t work out-of-the-box, you’re going to need to seek a solution that either requires emulation or significant hoops to jump through. For example: if the game was built for a 16-bit machine, and you’re running a 64-bit version of Windows, the game is just not going to work natively.

        DOSBox may not work as it’s an x86 emulator intended for MS-DOS. However, earlier versions of Windows (up to Win95) were just shells to MS-DOS. So, if the games in question were built for Win95 or earlier, DOSBox could be an option. I’ve also successfully installed Win98 on DOSBox but have run in to issues with drivers.

        It may be best to simply list the games you’re trying to get running and seeing if someone else has gotten them to run in Win10.

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    Consider installing a Linux distro and trying WINE.

    Sounds incredibly stupid, I know, but WINE has far better backwards compatibility than modern Windows.

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      For some specific games for sure, but that approach has failed me more than it has succeeded.

      You can probably make it work, but I wouldn’t recommend this to anyone describing themselves “less than tech-savvy”.

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        Yeah, not gonna lie, screwing around with WINE can be an aneurysm unto itself.

        Maybe there’s a decent QEMU setup available? One that can emulate a decent GPU for the time?

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          GPU emulation on QEMU isn’t at a level that you’d be able to play these games well, I think.

          86Box and the software it forked from (PCem) can emulate an entire computer, if your hardware can cut it. It works well for Windows 98 games, but it’s not exactly trivial to set up.

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      I used to use PlayOnLinux for exactly this thing. It’s a front end/manager for WINE. Heroic and Lutris are similar, but have carried the concept further.

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    It would help to know specific games, as many games of that era require extra fan made patches to run on modern systems. You could buy them again from GOG with these already packaged with it, but depending on the game, there is probably a free option available to you if you have the original discs.

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    How old are these games? What OS did you play them in? Better question: which games specifically?

    What are the contents of the CD? If every file has an uppercase name then it’s likely to be a DOS game and DOSBox really is your best option.

    If they are point-and-click adventure games, look into ScummVM, it may be easier than messing with DOSBox.

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      1994 - 1996 and beyond. Originally played on Win98, currently on Win10. Trying out several different CDROMS, but I’ve been testing out an old “Learning in Toyland” CD, but I also have an old “Yukon Trail” CD I’m trying to boot up.

      I’ve tried DOSBOX, but I keep getting messages like “requires Windows” or whatnot. Like HOE, I HAVE WINDOWS AND IT DON’T EVEN WORK

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        Dosbox is for dos games ;) If they ran on Win98 then try them on Win98 again. Get something like Virtualbox and make yourself a Win98 machine to play with.

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          Seconding the recommendation for Virtualbox. Wanted to play my old Lego Island CD a few years ago and I just booted it up in an old Windows VM. Worked like a charm.

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          Great comment, exactly right.

          Hilarious to imagine from the perspective of a non tech savy person though: your virtual machine program “something box” is for the other old windows, not the old windows you want. Get this “other box” windows thing to make the right old windows so you can play windows games on your windows pc.

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        Ahhh…you’re trying to play Windows 3.1 games…that’s why you’re having issues…yeah emulation for Windows 3.1’s random differences from Windows 95 and DOS are surprisingly rare still.

        There’s no dedicated emulator for Windows 3.1 yet. I personally installed a copy onto Doxbox, but it’s not a very easy solution.

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        Have you tried installing a copy of Windows in Dosbox, then install the game from there? I remember doing something like that to play the original SimTower.

        Very likely the game is 16 bit mode, which is why nothing in Windows 10’s compatibility mode is working, as it doesn’t support 16 bit programs.

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    Games, especially back in the day, we’re built with specific operating systems in mind. You own the game and if you install the OS they were designed for, you can still enjoy it like you used to.

    Windows has great compatibility with older versions of itself, but not everything survived the transition. 16 bit games have been running in a hacky compatibility layer since Windows 2000, and modern 64 bit operating systems have dropped support entirely. Microsoft still went as far as to detect well-known 16 bit setup programs to secretly replace the files right under your nose with a setup thst works, but not all tools will work. Microsoft also removed compatibility with some old DRM because it introduced horrible cybersecurity risks that basically couldn’t be fixed.

    Your easiest option is to go out and buy an old PC that’ll run your old version of Windows. A lot of DOS and 3.1 games still worked on XP, and XP stuck around for ages, so there’s a good chance you’ll be able to get your hands on a PC that will have the necessary drivers.

    You can also try to go to Good Old Games and purchase patched versions of the games. Yes, you need to purchase them again, but that’s because the company behind GOG put in the investment to take the old, broken games, and make them work on modern Windows again. If you don’t want to pay for that, you can try looking up the video game manufacturer’s website and see if they have patches that’ll make your game work.

    If your game is old enough to run under DOSBOX, you may be able to play it sort-of-legally in your browser thanks to the amazing efforts of the Internet Archive. This is a library of preconfigured DOSBOX environments that save you the trouble of setting up Windows 3.1 and installing the game (and, in 3.1 fashion, configuring sound cards, setting up interrupts, possibly configuring Win32s, the usual for playing games back in the day; things have sure improved since then!)

    Without knowing the specific games you want to play, it’s impossible to tell you how feasible this is without using old hardware. Computers have moved on and improved a lot since Windows 3.1, and some old architectures simply don’t work anymore. The ones that do work (32 bit games, mostly) work because they didn’t horrifically abuse technicalities in the inner workings of Windows to get out an extra frame per second or two; unfortunately, back in the Win9x days, that was standard practice, and has caused a lot of Microsoft programmers a lot of sleepless nights.

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    Ditch Windows and install Linux and Steam, then add your game to the library as a non-Steam app and use the compatibility tab in the properties menu to force the use of the Proton compatibility layer. You should then be able to run the game through steam as normal. This has worked for me with almost all my old games and will probably work for you too.

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    As others have said, you’re in that pocket of time where the game wants more than DOS, but less than modern windows, which isn’t well catered to. Your best option is a windows 98 or 95 virtual machine, which is doable, but not trivial or quick to set up.

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    I tried to get some JumpStart games to run with DOSBOX a few years ago on Windows 7. Iirc I managed to install but not run the game.

    I recently tried a bit to try and get another 16bit game run on Arch Linux with WINE in win98 or 95 mode but that still didn’t pan out.

     

    Honestly it’s probably doable in some way without one but next time I try I’ll probably use a VM (Virtual Machine).

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    sourcing an older computer that can run xp isn’t terribly difficult, or expensive. don’t need internets for them, don’t need massive video card, or a big high-res monitor. in the end, finding one, and a little space to set it up, is a lot easier and with far fewer headaches than getting many of the old games to run on ‘modern’ windows or linux.

    i have systems from an old celeron 300a to dual core am2 to play the really old games on… even have crt and white kb/mouse for the full ‘experience’.

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    Check each game’s entry on PCGamingWiki. They’re a good resource for finding what it takes to get old games running well on modern PCs. A lot of times, the answer is either “buy it on Steam and use a community-made patch” or “buy it on GOG”.

    I’m curious, what games are you trying to get working?

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    I’ve gone through this song and dance before with my old games and the most success I’ve had is with wine on Linux. It’s not foolproof unfortunately, and takes a bit of tinkering. It likely won’t work for every game either. You’ll probably want to find tutorials for each specific game you’re trying to run. Another option I’ve had some success with is running a windows xp VM. But again this isn’t foolproof and requires some technical literacy