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Lift / elevator doors. Often small single finger swipes so others don’t notice.
Lift / elevator doors. Often small single finger swipes so others don’t notice.
Not enough music features cannons.
1812 overture… Any others? Seems like something GWAR might have included somewhere.
All of these people who had already decided they wanted to vote for him after he mocked someone’s disability, insulted the parents of a fallen marine, and declared on tape that he sexually assaulted women.
Fuck these verminous excuses for humanity
Person, camera
SOMEONE BUILD THIS PERSON A STATUE
If only there was somewhere…
somewhere Govt run, maybe Under militAry NoTice And oN An island Maybe
sOmewhere set up for people who are apparently conspiring against the nation?
Musk is happy to censor at the request of other far less democratic nations, of course.
“authority” = “person who over-extrapolated from limited data to slap together something that will fill a bit of a newspaper page”
Remember when MS brought Skype, and had it pre-installed and running at startup for every Windows PC, and you really had to fight to make it go away.
And then COVID hit, and everyone urgently needed video conferencing and had Skype pre-installed, and still no-one used it?
I. Pose in front of mirror with it, start work on John Wick inspired medical action drama script in head.
Become overly distracted by it, wondering who would direct, what music to play over scenes, who would play the love interest…
Forget to do basic diligence on another patients’ results. Morbidity and Mortality hearing. Malpractice case.
Try to argue your own defence, but just can’t get the idea of “Love shack” by the B-52’s playing over the scene where you perform CPR on the president on top of the speeding ambulance. Would “Good vibrations” work better, or strike the wrong tone? Does the scene NEED to be at a beach? But then the tidal wave wouldn’t work…
Struck off. Escorted out of hospital, allowed only to get your things from your locker. Security guard standing behind you, unsmiling as you pile notebooks and overly annotated script drafts into a duffle bag.
Suddenly, his radio goes off. Something weird happening at the main entrance, backup needed urgently!! Conflicted, he looks at you with a mix of pity and contempt, before barking an instruction to get your stuff and go as he runs towards the main entrance.
Screams outside, as what looks like a ninja lands on the window outside the locker room, before somersaulting down with an Uzi in each hand. Doves take flight as he does so, in slow motion.
You’ve still got the gun.
It’s happening.
Opening your white coat so it will swoop dramatically, you find “final FINAL final tracklist” on your phone, and hit play, as you pick up the prop nunchucks you brought for script research…
HE SPECIFICALLY TOLD US NOT TO DO THAT…
He did the ice bucket challenge when that was a thing. Challenged one of his sons and Barack Obama, naturally. Also I couldn’t find an actual list of who challenged who with the whole thing, but I’m pretty sure no-one nominated him.
Remember when there was that anonymous -written open letter from someone inside the Trump administration, assuring everyone that we needn’t worry as grown ups were keeping everything stable and stopping him destroying alliances and the rules of law on idiotic whims?
Don’t know why, but I suddenly remembered that today. Don’t think it worked.
Surprised it’s a leaked video, and not a campaign ad
Best get rid of the NFA then.
Clearly the obvious step is to totally legalise fully automatic weaponry with no limits on firing rate or capacity, so that the good guys can buy them and then the problem will solve itself
‘There is a word in Newspeak,’ said Syme, ‘I don’t know whether you know it: duckspeak, to quack like a duck. It is one of those interesting words that have two contradictory meanings. Applied to an opponent, it is abuse, applied to someone you agree with, it is praise.’
Slow down a bit, like you’re trying but it’s heavier than you thought and you’re kinda struggling with it