Good, fuck scalpers with fire.

lol they’re gonna be so damned salty about this.

yawn Wake me up when I can play Skyrim.

What do you mean, it’s right there.

A loan? A fucking loan!? You spineless potato-fuckers. GIVE! Give it to them! What the hell is wrong with you!?

You haven’t sold this game in 30 years - why do you fucking care you drooling troglodite?

I didn’t know you could fire your landlord.

Everyone: edits text, doesn’t proofread it afterwards

Everyone Else: you left an artifact in there bro.

Good, I hope it does some good. Any other vote is a vote for Trump, intended or not, and Trump won’t just ignore the genocide. His track record makes it abundantly clear that he’ll absolutely make it worse.

And the worst part? They’re allowed to ignore the national do not call registry.

Greed. That reason is greed.

Enforcing it is virtually impossible.

There he is.

Wait I’ve got an idea. Let’s make Chat GPT read it.

Man it’s really easy for Russians to fall out of windows. Maybe they should put a warning sticker on them or something.

Jack in the box heh

It depends on the size of your mouth, the size of bite you take, and the size of the sandwich. But if you’d cared about that you’d have realized it’s a meaningless question before embarrassing yourself by asking here. So instead I’ll you a meaningless answer: 37 ⅚

Old and busted: valium & wine

New hotness: shrooms & ecstacy

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper with a sea slug?

Because they’re high-functioning sociopaths. About 1 in 100 people are, and they tend to gravitate into executive, sales, legal, marketing, “law” enforcement, and other careers where having little to no empathy or conscience is a distinct advantage.