God gaveen a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to use one at a time.

Where did you work? What kind of Boomer clients did you serve?

I worked fast food in '03, it was closer to 50/50.

Not knowing anything about French, this was my assumption and reasoning.

John Stewart highlighted a few:

https://youtu.be/NpBPm0b9deQ?si=SVPAYoLalT4XVPn_

“allegedly”

Better?

They are now. They weren’t always.

Armored Core and Rachet and Clank.

The only reasons we have a PS5 in this house.

Yup. California Dept of Public health said basically that.

You got COVID? Whatever, just wear a mask on your mandated in- office days.

https://www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/CID/DCDC/Pages/COVID-19/COVID-19-Isolation-Guidance.aspx

In the show Arrested Development, where the quote referenced in XKCD originated, a character looses their hand to a seal that is set loose (a loose seal).

It’s tenuous at best.

My hometown has an intersection of Miller Ave and Miller Ave.

It might work

So THAT’S how it fascinates women.

Also in one of the the newer films two grunts are walking around on patrol. They hear Kylo Renn having a hissy fit, turn around and walk the other way.

https://bellriots.netlify.app/

222 Days (as of posting this)

…again

Look kids, Big Ben

Ehhh…bloody poops would have plasma in them.

Note: this isn’t going to look like the Civil War in the 1860s with pitched battles. It’s more likely going to look like The Troubles or La Violencia

While backpacking in Europe I spent a week in France. I got in the habit of starting conversations with “parlez-vous anglais?”

Next stop was Germany. After getting off an early train and trying to book the next leg, I asked the ticket attendant, “sprechen sie anglais?” She stared at me for a moment and responded in crystal clear English, “You mean, do I speak English?”

Dude, I made it like 80% of the way through that movie before I noticed it was Romeo and Juliet. I felt so dumb when it hit me.