So THAT’S how it fascinates women.
That feels so affirming to me, not gonna lie.
Oh man, im gunna get a whole wheel and give it to the next baddie I see.
It’s true, I once gave a woman some cheese, and we were fucking within ten minutes.
I also gave myself a piece of cheese once
Sighs in lactose
Lactaid is your friend
Source: Without it my dairy inspired assgass is so corrosive it could eat through the hull of a naval vessel and trust me when I say that’s not the way you wanna call out “YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!”
I live off those
Actually most cheese (*read: aged cheese) are low in lactose because it’s already been broken down by the commensal bacteria.
Unless you’re a dirty poor and buy the cheap cheese from the dairy section of wall-mort.
I’m lactose intolerant and there’s plenty of cheese that’s high quality that will cause me 8hrs of pain. The dry cheeses typically have low lactose. Soft cheeses have more.
Ah, I was speaking about aged cheeses (≥ 1 year). Thought I put that in there, but… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My Idea is to eat some Cheese now
I once tried 10 year aged extra sharp cheddar. It was great, but not worth the price increase over the 2 year aged cheddar.
I find diminishing returns after 7 years. I did try a 20 year aged once. It’s a nice thing to try once.
Swiss cheese is my favorite ;)
which one?
The one with the biggest holes
Eyes when they nucleate naturally. Some eyeless Swiss cheese is sliced and stamped with holes.
Emmentaler is better.