Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
Woah. Easy, fella
That’s how I read that
The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies
No no… That would be a thin blue whale. This whale is clearly a porker… so I guess it is about the police after all.
If incest was good enough for Noah and his family, it’s good enough for you
Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.
If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.
Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.
I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version
Clearly you’ve never wanted to submit a seven-fingered hand as part of the return
The good people of Texas are trying but this state is crazy gerrymandered. Ken Paxton is a cancer upon society.
How do you make it illegal to sleep on your own planet (which is something every human must do)?
As will Apple refusing to change a chat bubble color. Let’s fix both.
Imagine going from one of America’s heros after 9/11 to absolutely tanking your reputation and financial well being for the Cheeto in Chief
Oh man. Thank you for reminding me of them. What an absolute boss he was for putting them together
Reporter: And how do you feel about this?
Me, A Gen Xer: Ehh… whatever
Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.
It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?