Be strong and gay. Got it.
Can I be average and Pan?
If you’re pan you’ve got to be either cast iron or stainless steel. We don’t have any averages in the pan community. We’re all superb.
I’d be cast iron, I’m heavy enough
Carbon steel, baby.
Bullshit, you’re not all superb.
Teflon pans are utter shit.
Teflon is non stick!
Just what you want in sex!
Ehh I think we’re supposed to steer clear of Teflon because it’s a PFAS and those might be bad? I mean you do you but still.
They also can’t handle high heat, aren’t dishwasher or oven safe, and shouldn’t be used with metal implements. Teflon is rubbish.
Slippery when wet
You can be whatever you want. This bitch isn’t the boss of you!
That really depends on your position on goat legs
No, but you can be average and Tinker Bell.
or be weak or gay, but not both!
The lgbt can’t be harmed if the gays are armed
Be the strong gay Billy Herrington always knew you could be.
Tom of Finland has entered the chat
I’m a woman so I think I’d like to look like Jillian Michaels, if I’m picking a strong gay (leaving aside her personality).
She’s telling me to hit the gym D:
“Stay fucking hard.”
I CANT TAKE THESE MIXED SIGNALS
“In America, you can be anything you want. So don’t be weak and gay. Stay fucking hard,” Gomez instructs viewers in the video, delivering one of the most unintentionally homoerotic lines of the 21st century so far.
Great writing.
I am also deeply confused… this hateful message is coming from someone in paisley leggings.
in the 80’s we kept getting told about the evils of homosexuality from men whose breath probably smelt of truck-stop foreskin.
What’s the current over/under on her being outed in the next six months with an underage cheerleader, and having to apologize deeply to her family and constituents while continuing on her mission to destroy our country?
The ones who piss and moan the loudest are often times themselves the biggest offenders, I.e projection, after all
piss and moan the loudest
It’s not nice to kink shame.
Unless that’s their kink
Always a confession. So I’m at 85%
Oh it’s guaran-fuckin-teed.
Are we at the “anyone who doesn’t vote for me is gay” stage?
Time is cyclical. Welcome to the 90’s.
Great. Hopefully we get some good comedies.
cyclical
It’s more of a Jeremy Bearimy
quEeR iS A sLUr!
I have no doubt whatsoever this woman eats pussy like an absolute carnivore.
Link?
Zelda?
Ganon?
The one wearing a bulletproof vest telling others not to be weak. She’s not strong enough to stop bullets on her own?
I wonder what her secret girlfriend has to say about that.
To be fair, that’s a weighted vest that a lot of (mostly
Crossfittersfunctional fitness types (I don’t want to get sued)) wear to make their workouts harder.I saw “bulletproof vest” in the article but missed the “weighted or” part just before it. I did partial research before I posted. Lol.
There’s no real such thing as a true bullet proof vest, unless you enjoy wearing 25lb steel plates; a ceramic armor vest is significantly lighter but are not rated to take more than a few impacts of 7.62mm or even a few 9mm for regular consumer grade restricted for non-military use armor
I like turtles.
For women, wearing a weight vest actually legitimately helps reduce bone loss in the hips. Statistically marked improvements for women tested vs control group.
Source - Snow CM, et al. Long-term exercise using weighted vests prevents hip bone loss in postmenopausal women. J Gerontol A Biol Sci Med Sci 55(9); M489-491, 2000
I feel like “Republican” is its own derogatory category now.
“Don’t be a Republican, care about your neighbor” or “Don’t be a Republican, check the facts” feel like completely reasonable things to say because Republicans have basically stereotyped themselves.
“Love thy neighbor” gets responses.
So does “What would Jesus do” about immigrants, homeless, etc.
“I love how you ask yourself ‘what would Jesus do’ and then do the opposite” is a break the glass response for genuinely monstrous statements.
“In America, you can be anything you want, so don’t be weak and gay.”
… What if I want to be those things?
Why doesn’t she choose not to be fucking stupid and not an asshole?
can i be moderately strong and gay but probably slightly closer to weak than strong because i wanna
get fucked senseless by a strong protective manbe a twinknot that i want that or anything
I want to be gay but I’m too weak to go through all the shit society throws at gay people, so I’ll conform and hide my true self.
She clearly isn’t aware of the sexuality makeup found in the average gym.
She’s a republican, she isn’t aware of much of anything…
If you take into account past republican behavior, it’s quite probable that she’s either bi or a closeted homosexual, and is simply projecting her shame onto other people so she doesn’t have to acknowledge her tingly bits every time she sees another woman.
The march towards making idiocracy a documentary is ahead of schedule I see.
This is more straight up fascism.
To be fair, Idiocracy does have some eugenics in its themes.
She is so hard that she needs a bulletproof vest protecting her from the hard society she enjoys so much
Great photo though
So be strong and gay? Be a power bottom, is that what you’re saying?
That’s how I read that
be armed and gay
Insane to me that this is happening in 2024.
