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Came here for the same, easy purpose…
Came here for the same, easy purpose…
Somebody actually woke up one morning & thought, “Man, I know everyone’s convinced Dolly’s such a great person… how can I quickly cement that idea even further publicly & make myself look like an even bigger douche at the exact same time?!”
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Your first mistake was not getting a job with a lifetime appointment… bet you’re kicking yourself now, huh bub?
DAMMIT, I thought I was quick with this…
Oh no, they’re eating each other’s faces again and will only make it clearer just how incompetent they are… so anyways, TGIF everyone! What’s the plan for the weekend?
Ummm… it’s a little mushroom, thank you very much.
Says you…
Fucking good. Rot slowly, psycho.
So, 20% of this nation is absolute proof that the Republicans’ plan to destroy the public education system is working.
What? You don’t have self-interested billionaires on speed dial too? It’s not so tough - all you’ll need is a lifetime appointment to the highest decision-making panel in the nation. And all it’ll cost is… well, your soul, morals, ethics (assuming they exist in the 1st place) and dignity.
Simple
A friend of mine told me it’s Krissy Lynn
What a legacy he’s leaving behind too - he’s going to be a Jeopardy question (answer?) in 20 years
Not if he keeps up his high-protein meal plan… Wendy’s is awesome once or twice a month, not a day.
He had no personality looong before it was cool
Except Panera’s not even in the same league when it comes to completely unnecessary deaths… religion/ church has millennia & millions up on Panera.
Edit: Panera also has far less sweaty-palmed, Father Feelgood kiddie-diddling accusations as well.
Oh NO! Anyways, I said to the carpenter …
Well, if this is the case, we should hurry up & get his ass in the hoosegow. With his present finances in such disarray, the poor guy won’t be able to afford getting any sicker without a dedicated nurse.