• TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee
    723·
    11 months ago

    Except Panera’s not even in the same league when it comes to completely unnecessary deaths… religion/ church has millennia & millions up on Panera.

    Edit: Panera also has far less sweaty-palmed, Father Feelgood kiddie-diddling accusations as well.

    • 567PrimeMover@kbin.social
      25·
      11 months ago

      Panera’s doing their best! It’s hard to compete when the other guy has a head start that spans basically all of recorded history

    • KnightontheSun@lemmy.world
      61·
      11 months ago

      I’ve heard Panera will be heavily marketing their lemonade in the Mediterranean region later this year. They are shopping the name around, but so far they are calling it:

      The Lemonade Crusade: Charge!