I’m disappointed you didn’t reset the trip counter 69 miles ago.

Time to make a punk leather jacket with the sylt logo on the back.

https://xkcd.com/37/ oh wow, I need some mind-bleach now.

No, but I have a device with a LCD display where I can look it up

Wie Adolf Hitler throne ich hier, die braune Masse unter mir.

Tbh, it’s not a fairy tale but an illustrated children’s book written in 1845 by Heinrich Hoffman for his three year old kid. It was one of the first illustrated books, so it is considered to be one of the first comic books. Each story has a morale but is way over the top.

Interestingly a lot of the descibed behavior is known to be with ADHD or anorexia, today.

Growing up in Germany I always find Struwelpeter a quite horrible book (yes, I too had it a kid).

Therefore they are soup.

I can’t relate as well, as I live in a city where things are really really aafe. But there are places where a women are afraid to walk alone in the dark, even for a few steps. (And even in safe places some people are quite afraid)

I’d be very careful with remote diagnosis. You. might be right, she needs therapy. She might just be afraid, because something bad happened to her some time.

The only way is for OP to have a good talk with her what’s bothering her - and then he may come to a conclusion. As of now, there’s just not enough information.

Oh man, you should ALSO have taken off 1.1.1970 (IIRC) to get that day off.

Jon needs a carbon monoxide detector and a new oven.

Now I am completely unsure whether to call this a dad joke.

https://youtu.be/0XOKvFyNquM?si=3vnkLur3A79V3J9q

The footrest is still there in a manual car. The brake pedal is smaller, the clutch in between.

When you brake you hit the clutch with the left foot and brake with the right one on the brake pedal. Unintentionally smashing the wider brake pedal can happen if you switch from a smaller car to one with a very wide brake pedal. (Mercedes have quite wide brake pedals, for example)

It also happened a few times to me over my. life until I got used to put my left foot very close to the seat when driving automatic, so I don’t subconsciously use it. (Just “away” from where I’d have it in a manual car)

It typically happens if you need to do emergency braking anyways and just all the reflexes kick in. In normal situations it never happened to me.

Da bin ich schon durch, hatte vor 10 Jahren ne kutane Leishmaniose aka Orientbeule. Wird durch Sandmücken übertragen. Wo gibt’s die? In Südeuropa und seit kurzem auch (noch vereinzelt) in Deutschland - weils durch den Klimawandel warm genug wird für die.

Ach ja, wurde erfolgreich behandelt, war im Gesicht und laut Wikipedia “heilt nach ca. 2Jahren spontan ab unter der Bildung entstellender Narben”

*echte Patrioten 🇷🇺🇨🇳🇷🇺

ftfy.

Das ganze Design von denen is weiß blau rot

Fuck, Germany introduced unleaded fuel only in 1984 and still offered leaded fuel for a long time.

It was required because of the introduction of catalytic converters, which would get damaged by lead in the fuel.

When I was at Bundeswehr I was in hospital for some time and got some thorough diagnosis. They asked me if I worked with lead in the past (no), so I seem to have at least some lead levels in my body.

(Can’t think of a I AM NOT CRAZY pun right now)

Exactly this thought made made me understand “god is irrelevant” a long time ago and I became an agnosticist.

I really can not understand people who are only “good” because they fear an ultimate judgment, and not be good just because they want to out of their own volition.

In case there are gods, I’ll be judged for who I am, anyways. It doesn’t matter if I play “good child”. If there are no gods, I’m still happier if I’m not an asshole.

Don’t you know how to use the three seashells?

Erste sinnvolle Erklärung.