Not enough doodle cocks & swastikas.
And that mobius strip style “S” thing
It’s called the cool S. Be respectful
Here I sit, all broken-hearted
Tried to piss, but my ass parted
Thought I’d shit, but only farted
Paid a penny, but only farted
Here’s some toilet poetry I read once:
Some come here too sit, think, and write on the walls. I come here too shit, stink, and scratch my hairy balls.
Wie Adolf Hitler throne ich hier, die braune Masse unter mir.
From a porta potty: Here I sit Tired and dirty Trying to hide Until 4:30
I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walls in middle school:
Those who write on shithouse walls
Roll their turds into little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit
I have some questions about the events being described here, but I think its best not to ask.
Too late, turd eater
I heard it as
"In days of old,
When knights were bold
And condoms weren’t invented,
They put their socks upon their cocks
And babies were prevented."
Yeah that’s the one I know, though I think it sounds nicer with the wording I know:
“A sock was placed upon the cock, And babies were prevented”
in Germany it’s the other way around.
…the road lays a load upon you?
It’s the same person, they wrote on both walls