Next she’ll start adding magnets into the mix.

I wish I could say that once the election is over, all this shit will just fade into the rearview.
Jan 6th 2021 however tells us otherwise.

I fear the coming months.

Who had 30 minutes for the O/U on eating pets?

Trump looked like he wanted to avoid it altogether.

Hahah, no, but reordering 200+ cards was just a pain in the ass.

My first coding class was Cobol and we used punch-cards.

(Side story, nothing strikes a feeling of dread more than the sound of cards being shuffled behind you.)

I am so sick of this shit.
I hope that the suspect “stumbled and fell on his face” a lot while in custody.

And to all news media… Please do not print, post or broadcast the suspect’s name. Do not give them the hard-on they are looking for by having their name in the news.

It took me until my 20s before I could swallow pills without gagging and spitting out water.
Then one day something just clicked and since then, no problem.
I can do one, two or even eight at a time like it’s nothing.

So what needs to happen, since we seem to let heads of state address Congress, is to have a mandatory session where cancer patients all come out, addressing their concerns directly.
Since it’s apparently no longer enough to speak at the ballot box, thinking that the person you’re voting for might actually have your good will in mind.

Let the patients speak. Show the room their pic lines. Let them explain about how shitty they feel most days and read names of those in their families who have died from the same cancer they’re carrying now.
Let them say directly to those who put bias and politics first how disgusted they are with the men and women who are supposed to be the ones fighting for them. Not against them like it’s some highschool pissing match.

The longer this goes on, the more it gets to look like something is being hidden, but think about it…
Officials would never publicly say that the leader of the free world is not quite fully in charge. Bad actor foreign governments would be all over that like a pack of wolves, and who knows what they might try.

Trump, Trump, Trump. “All these things Trump could do…”

How about, Biden could have Trump assassinated as a political rival.
Done and done.

What the fuck are the moderators even there for?

So much time is being taken with, “let me keep talking about the question from ten minutes ago and ignore what you just asked.”

Sorry people with children. The question that focused on your issues were just skipped over.

Agreed. He’s not putting on a good showing.
Biden is on point for the topics, where Trump is just full of shit, but he needs to slow down. One might think he really is on some kind of speed.

Aside from the fact that the “whisker” looks completely edited, what’s worse is if you zoom in, it looks as if someone has trimmed back this cat’s real whiskers.

That must be a nightmare for this cat.

Say what you want about the movie. I’m more pissed that it’s been 30 years.

But if it’s locked up, it takes too much work when you want to wave it around feeling badass.

I made the mistake of juicing raw potatoes once, figuring the other vegetable juices like beets and carrots would mask any of the potato flavor.

Won’t ever do that again.

Funny how surgeons don’t seem to have the problems this flyer describes.
And I better not open this person’s closet and find a single scarf.

How anyone can still believe this shit just confounds me.

Can we all just calm, the fuck, down!?

I’m so fucking embarrassed for my state right now.
This makes two assbag comments just in the past three days.

Most of us here really are rational, normal people.