I almost spat out my drink when I saw this

Guy who worked at my place before me kept using these and GOTO statements all over the place.

His name? Cotton-eyed Joe

You could try Warframe. It has its own issues but the game is incredibly healthy despite the monetization. I’ve spent $30 total on the game despite playing nearly all of the content in it.

Depression or whatever doesn’t mean you’re broken per se, but yeah. In a perfect world your doctor would be able to acknowledge that the brain controls the body.

fake, the doctor didn’t tell him the dog was all in his head

I wish their FAQs would answer how they expect to change Valve’s mind with a list of emails… If everyone who signed that petition just played a different game then one of two things would happen.

a) Valve realizes that for the first time in twenty years their game is not earning them thousands of dollars and takes care of their issues

b) more likely, Valve continues what they’re doing, but you get to play a game you enjoy without bots

I was assuming your link was addressing Bridget from Guilty Gear

it’s also a reference to an existing meme

It means the two million people playing it now have to get emails, promotions, and keep sony products in their mind.

They obviously didn’t think it would be popular. Just like Wizards of the Coast when they tried to put out a new license that said “anything with the words ‘dungeons and dragons’ on it becomes our intellectual property”, they assumed that pissing off their entire fanbase would be net positive because people will keep buying their stuff no matter how bad it gets.

The review bombing was serious but I’d eat my hat if this stunt cut revenue by more than 10%. I don’t have anything for Helldivers but here’s an article about Dragons Dogma 2

Wholesome 100

NO THERE IS NOT 🤖

oh, you were concerned about a typo and not the logic behind their comment?

because ‘a’ vs ‘an’ is dependant on the first sound not the first letter. For some reason the “yew” in uniform counts as a consonant.

I’d follow you off a cliff if it came to it

Coney is most famous for commentating tournaments in the super smash bros games but he’s generally in the Nintendo fan base in the US

edit: I get that you probably don’t give a damn but I did at one point in my life

the Kanye West rule

Friction issues, they’ll chafe if they’re wet. Best to wear socks with em.

I know. When any post contains the word “catholic” pretty much half of the comments say exactly your point. The catholic church is a hierarchy, and it has god-awful middle management. But condemning an entire religion because of internal corruption is like condemning a minimum wage employee for the actions of their boss’s boss’s boss. The guy’s just trying to make a sandwich.

Yeah smash bros brawl was my childhood game. If you like how slap city looks you could check out Fraymakers too, that one’s in alpha right now but it looks promising.

If I had the time, patience, and network to learn a new fighting game it’d probably be the newest Guilty Gear though. Breaking someone’s neck with a coffin-flail looks like so much fun.