The correct sentence uses “jumps” in place of “jumped”.

Fair. I expect malicious intent on other social media platforms, but not so much on fedi.

Is this one of those trolly rage-react memes where you intentionally misspell Kilmer, Affleck, and Pattinson to drive engagement?

Nice. That’s halfway there!

That’s bullshit. They need to expire Sawstop’s patents and give other manufacturers a couple years to duplicate that tech if they are going to require all table saws to include what is currently proprietary technology.

Oh my gods. The thought just occurred to me: do the poor un-American heathens overseas not know the joy of a Bass Pro Shop?

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You literally have an “x” button in the top-right of your web browser (or similar exit feature if you’ve disabled or moved that).

Agreed. It should have been long and drawn out and boring like the source material.

Granted, but it’s American football and you can’t remember your own children’s names by the time you’re 35 due to CTE.

“Sorry, I was trying to flirt and I can be awkward sometimes. Can I buy you a fresh beer to make up for it and have a do-over?”

I wouldn’t consider that desperate or easy, but I’d be icked out by it. I’ll buy somebody a drink, but I don’t want to drink a stranger’s backwash.

Yes, because Albanians are so backwards and stupid. 😬

Why are racist jokes funny here?

Nethack DROD

Boogie2988 is a 49-year-old youtuber. The person in the picture is their 20-year-old partner.

Is my link not going to the original image source of the 2 people?

You can look up “2 goth girls pointing meme” if you are asking for a blank meme template.

Two Soyjaks Pointing

He’d rather have A buffalo Take a diarrhea dump in his ear He’d rather eat The rotten asshole Of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

–AVGN theme song

They’re rad, and you don’t notice the crease when the screen is displaying anything. I’ve had the zFold4 and now the 5 and I love it.

FULL BOAT, THREES! HAH!

You’re assuming we don’t programming ifttt to stop our hearts on exit, which subsequently triggers the erase history task.