He’d rather have
A buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He’d rather eat
The rotten asshole
Of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer
He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd
He’d rather have A buffalo Take a diarrhea dump in his ear He’d rather eat The rotten asshole Of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd
–AVGN theme song