purplexed

“we’re reaching out to you about your cart’s extended warranty…”

“you’ve got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!”

At least quadrupled, doubled, quadrupled. And tripled. At least doubled.

And from kids! The circle is complete

You take that back, that lesson was beautiful

Definitely skip the candy dildo thong

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

It’s not sad or great, it’s ridiculous. There’s never been a third toot.

I misread that, but I’m still curious

I’m more of a Robotnik guy myself

Ooo*

That just turns you more Canadian

I’m such a fan of gyatt, it’s just so damn fun to say.

Complete remaster of Xenogears, with a fully fleshed out disc 2.

Any suggestions for ones for bass heads?

I think that’s the bit from 2 Kings

He cheves man, he cheves.

The crying comment comes off as more of a dick thing to say, but the skill issue bit is pretty funny.

Almost sounds like we worked at the same place

It’s about the challenge and how we rise to overcome it in our celebration of God.

Or something like that I don’t know I’m not really religious.