What about 2^31521281 - 1, I’m pretty sure that’s a perfect odd number

Damn, subscription services really got out of hand, even your glasses have one now

You see, there is exactly one person working for newspapers who is in charge of writing articles.

Whenever they write something criticizing something I am obsessed with, it’s the only article posted on a given day and meant to distract the sheeple from some other horrific thing going on at the same time. That’s not whataboutism, it’s different because I’m doing it.

No, it’s serious. I’ve been smashing my Nintendos ever since they’ve gone woke. Go woke, go BROKE after all.

Having to repurchase my consoles all the time gets really expensive after a while though

Die Interpretation ist die Brandmauer.

Die Würde des Menschen ist unantastbar

Gebt einer faschistischen Partei die Gerichte und siehe da: Die Todesstrafe ist gar keine Verletzung der Menschenwürde (vorausgesetzt der Tod ist schnell, man soll ja glaubwürdig wirken).

unverletztliche und unveräußerliche Menschenrechte

Und auch hier kann man Definitionen beliebig definieren. Z.B. Artikel 9 UN-Menschenrechtskonvention verbietet willkürliche Festnahmen, trotzdem hat Bayern bis zu 2 Monate Präventivhaft. Sind ja nur 0.2% des gesamten Lebens einer Person, das muss man ja aushalten können.

It’s weird, I absolutely adored Tunic, it’s one of my favorite games of all time, yet Outer Wilds was just “alright” for me? Like IGN 7/10 good but nothing to write home about.

Part of that was probably because I felt constant nausea due to being unaccustomed to playing 3D games with controller - the fact half of the game occured in space with two additional axis of rotation significantly worsened it.

While they can do so, that’s a very effective way to permanently destroy relations between the EU and the US. The US will be unable to effectively project power onto both Europe and the Middle East once the military bases in Europe are closed down in the aftermath. It will be the US’s biggest loss in soft power since its founding.

Why would a woman tell you she’s better than herself though

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J is in lower case too, the line on the right of the i is shorter than the others.

Note that just because Marx said something doesn’t mean you should treat it as a gospel.

Marx lived from the early 19th to the late 19th century and didn’t witness WW1. Since then, the military has become almost infinitely more powerful compared to Marx’s days, where armed workers stood an actual chance against the military. Nowadays though? Not even remotely. Shut off the internet and electicity in a region, ban the press from reporting, send in the military and wipe out any protest, regardless of how many arms there are. Just take a look at Chechnya and how well they’ve been doing after declaring independence.

The US is an exploitative capitalist country despite having an awful amount of guns.

Northern European countries are significantly less exploitative, while still capitalist, countries without nearly as many guns.

The amount of arms in worker’s hands and the severity of capitalism has no relation anymore. Hell, by having so many guns, the US can reasonably argue for ever greater police budgets without much backlash. You wouldn’t want children to die in school shootings, would you, you monster?

You cannot ban cars without having a solid public transit network, obviously. Besides, in nearly all cases you’d take a child to a closer doctor anyways because visiting a doctor shouldn’t require car ownership, ever.

Ban personal vehicles from cities and you can still order as many Amazon packages as you wish

You will change the Democrat-Republican duopoly as soon as you convince everyone to stop participating in consumerism (beyond one’s basic needs).

Which is to say: never.

The last time neither a Republican nor a Democrat was President was more than a century ago. Good luck changing the people’s habits as well as the monumental support structures both parties have erected to prevent any third party from gaining traction, ranging from super PACs to literally the entire American news network, including social media.

Besides, what would a union even be for? Since the company is owned by the workers (because it is owned by the state) any union action would just harm the workers themselves! We don’t want to encourage economic self-harm, do we?

“We are deeply saddened by the loss of any marine life,” the officials said, adding that the Geneva-based MSC Cruises follows all regulations designed to protect whales, such as altering itineraries in certain regions to avoid hitting the animals.

Translation: We don’t give a fuck what happened because we do the absolute minimum to abide by laws we lobbied into existence, therefore we will not face any consequences.

never seen someone failing this badly at being gay and doing crime

Laut Statistik nahmen sich im Jahre 2022 rund 10.000 Menschen das Leben, das ist im Vergleich zum Vorjahr ein Anstieg von zehn Prozent. Die Suizidzahl bewegt sich seit 20 Jahren um dieses Niveau herum, trotz der Verbreitung von Antidepressiva und des Ausbaus psychotherapeutischer Behandlungen.

Ein klarer Beweis, dass mehr Psychotherapieplätze nichts bringen. Wir sollten sie schnellstens auf das Niveau von 2004 reduzieren und Antidepressiva als Kassenleistung streichen, dann haben wir das Geld für Wissings Flugtaxis.

Great collection, some of these are really good (boys). I’m unsure about the 7th from below though, I feel like the punchline is just transphobia.

“Variedades de español”

During much of its history, and especially during the Francoist dictatorship (1939–1975), the Catalan language was ridiculed as a mere dialect of Spanish.[60][61] This view, based on political and ideological considerations, has no linguistic validity.[60][61]

Wikipedia: Catalan language