SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoFor context, texas is a state roughly the size of texaslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1659arrow-down18
arrow-up1651arrow-down1imageFor context, texas is a state roughly the size of texaslemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down1·8 months ago“A meteor the size of a Hot n Ready pizza that weighs roughly the same as four coal-rollers declared war on our freedom! Emperor Trump vows to destroy all meteors in the galaxy!”
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 months agoAnd he’ll make the Kuiper Belt pay for it!
“A meteor the size of a Hot n Ready pizza that weighs roughly the same as four coal-rollers declared war on our freedom! Emperor Trump vows to destroy all meteors in the galaxy!”
And he’ll make the Kuiper Belt pay for it!