• cm0002@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Aliens: “As your punishment for what you did to the whales, your species will be enslaved according to Galactic Enslavement Code. You will ONLY be allotted Housing, Healthcare, Food an-”

      Humans: “OH FUCKING FINALLY”

      Aliens: “Wut”