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        8 months ago

        Yeah but we Americans get to use as many guns as we can carry on our person.

        I guess +guns and -healthcare makes us the glass cannons of the man vs beast challenge!

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            8 months ago

            And what if animals have guns + gun training? :D

            I don’t mean necessarily like monkeys, I’m envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems.

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          8 months ago

          … just realized … what if you give the animal/animals +guns & +healthcare, just for fun … ?

          I’m imagining a chicken sitting on the button of a chain gun giving you the sideways stink eye (classic birb tbh).

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        8 months ago

        Lul, imagine thinking you won a fight, but after a while realising the great tit you wrestled with made you go bankrupt & now you have to pay loan interest for the rest of your life.