“No one who works here at CapitalOne would ever tip this much so we just wanted to double-check you were of sound mind when you did this! :)”
“No one who works here at CapitalOne would ever tip this much so we just wanted to double-check you were of sound mind when you did this! :)”
OP wants to be sucked off for tipping 34%.
Comment section wants to be performative in hopes of also getting sucked off.
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