How many times was this image screenshoted and recompressed?
I don’t get it
The cocktail made of orange juice and vodka is called a screwdriver
Replace the vodka with champaign and it’s called a Mimosa and it’s fancy.
unpopular opinion: A drink that’s just booze and juice doesn’t deserve a fancy name.
Where I come from, it’s called Vodka Orange, or Vodka-O.We literally just call it vodka juice
I call it orange vod-juice-ka
I call it breakfast
Consider the bloody mary.
Tomato. Arguably a fruit. Juiced. With vodka. A grind of pepper. Some other mysterious stuff.
Then a whole breakfast stuffed into the top. Celery. Pickles. Fried chicken. Go wild.
There’s a deep beauty there. Beyond the hearty morning buzz.
The joke was on me because I had auto-rotate on my phone.
Don’t use Tropicana. Use Simply.
Edit: Someone’s downvoting this excellent advice?
Try the two side by side. It’s night and day.
Most of the people here are feral rugrats. They would downvote the sky for being blue.
That had better be a humorous attempt at hyperbole. If you’re suggesting the sky is actually blue I’m hitting the downvote button SO HARD
Hardcore boomer humor