For me:
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Monkeys and apes: they look too much like humans and expose many terrible traits of humans.
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Greyhounds: their thin long body shape look weird to me.
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I love him.
Please tell me that this is your dog right after you told them that some person on the Internet said they look weird…
Pointy drippy snooooot! 🖤
Sorry, but how can you body shape shame my beautiful lady?!
The grin!
These teefs cannot be contained.
I’m scared of horses because their mouth is in their nose and I find it creepy with their huge teeth.💀
I find most new BMWs look like a horse that’s just snorted a line of dried piss
Thank you for this perspective
Wombats: their turds are cube shaped and it’s against the laws of nature.
Horses.
Its an easily startled 900lb retard with sledgehammers for hands.
No its not majestic, keep it the direct fuck away from me.
I’ve always found horses to be weird animals. They have personality, but have no expression outside of losing their shit. Their posture also looks uncomfortable as fuck, always being stood up, and being on small hooves despite being huge.
I’ve always said that they’re prisoners in their own bodies.
I wish I could find the original quote, but Sam Vimes, in one of Terry Pratchett’s books, says something to the effect of “being one of nature’s pedestrians. Never trust anything that looks at you with its teeth”
I was gunna ride a horse when I was real young. Was at a party or something cause there was a good amount of people there. I was next in line to ride said horse. The guy in front of me, being it was his turn, went to walk up to another horse. That horse was not a fan a bucked. Hoof straight to the side of the face. Down he goes.
Last thing I saw was him laying there motionless. Never learned anything else of it as everyone had to leave. Never tired to ride a horse from that day foward.
I’ll chill with some cows though
Cows kill more people every year than horses…
- It’s* an easily startled
- it’s* not majestic
Fuck off.
Horses are almost the worst, horae people are even worse. My girlfriend has a coworker and apparently all she does is talking about her horse and how unwell it is, and how fucking expensive the hose doctor, acupuncture, hose psychologist and keeping the horse in general is. One day she showed me a picture of her company dinner and i asked her which one the horse girl is. Of course she pointed at the 100+kg ork.
They also shove ginger in their butts to make them walk funny. Again, i don’t even like them, but they still don’t deserve to be ridden around or drove around in a trailer for hour. I would be a miserable cunt too
Humans. They’re just horrible for so many reasons
Humans.
What a bunch of basterds
Humans, they expose the many horrible traits of humans far better than any relative specie could.
Humans, because they see themselves as superior to other animals.
This method of thinking is the root of much of humanity’s problems.
Pandas. They’re stupid stupid animals that wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for the millions spent on them that would go better spent on animals that want to live.
Pandas would have survived if their habitat continued to be stable. Human encroachment destabilized their habitat.
I hate how modern pugs look. I would love to launch them into orbit with my foot but I try to treat them like any other dog. It’s not their fault they momma made them fugly.
E: Ye, we all know it was people.
Humans made them fucked up
I feel sorry for those dogs, and other dogs that have constant physica problems because breeders and customers put looks ahead of health for many dog generations.
Lampreys. I know they’re probably not sitting under the sand, just waiting for me so they can feast on my feet… but it still gives me pause every time I go to the beach
I will be forever scarred by not one but two duck gang rapes I witnessed. The second one involved them raping another male duck to death, presumably because all the females were hiding as far away as they could. Absolute bastards.
I dislike any animal large enough to one hit me by accident.
Outside of that hairless cats look like living ball sacks.
They feel like ball sacks too
Canadian geese… the damn cobra chickens are ridiculously protective, strong, loud, and grumpy. In Michigan, you just can’t avoid them. They’re everywhere and in the thousands. I’ve been attacked, my dogs have been attacked, they poop everywhere, and their wings are strong enough to break bones. I do not like the cobra chicken.
IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH CANADIAN GOOSES THEN YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME! I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MARINATE!
They attacked my dogs, and you’re a random person on the internet. I think you can guess which side this girl is on… her puppies 😅 Can I also bring up how the aggression and all caps response really feels like an angry goose that learned to type.
It’s a reference to Letterkenny. Canada gooses are assholes, but there’s a special place in heaven for animal lovers.
Ah, I have not seen the reference before
Sloths. They have evil smiles and knife fingers.
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If Opossum really sound like they do in RDR2, and they do seem to, I hate them.
Dolphins. Everyone wants to talk about sharks taking an annual toll on people, nobody wants to acknowledge dolphins will screw more with humans just for the lulz.
I hate them so much I wrote a song about them and how they’ll bite the head off a fish so they can fuck the corpse. They’re messed up.
I knew they do something similar to each other (without biting each others’ heads off obviously) but don’t recall ever learning they do that with fish. Just wow. At least humans are a bit self-reflective about their activities at this point in time, dolphins are starting to sound like savages who could use a takeover.
I find dolphins interesting and they look cool, but they are perverted pieces of shit.
I find their intelligence at least interesting, and am deeply fascinated with what they want to do with it, but as animals they are very low on the list.
