Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
All of you were working on the train!?!
It was a train conductors’ meeting, they hold it on board a moving train, which is scary because all the conductors are at the meeting so nobody’s available to actually drive. Entire generations of conductors have been lost this way.
she even got that weiner
That’s what makes it hot.
Oh snap, I’ll never forget that hot dog. That’s Chipmunks in Chicago. I think they changed their name to “Chipmonks” though.
Thelonius Chipmonks
How else would you draw a female hotdog? No tits and it looks like another dude just like all the ones I’ve eaten before
Do hot dogs need genders?
Listen bud, English might’ve lost it’s way but we’ve still got Indo-European roots, so even rocks need genders.
That should depend on if hot dogs are made from more than 1 gender of pig. Or dog. Or hotdog worm. Or whatever tf they make hotdogs out of.
Do you think that’s lettuce or relish that she’s wearing?
shrek ketchup
Mmm hot dog milk
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Is nobody going to mention the face, stilettos and hand bag this business weiner is also carrying?
Well I didn’t notice the stilettos, but now I’m even more confused by that stance she’s taken. I don’t want to question hotdog anatomy but who walks around like that?? (Crabs- crabs do.)
It’s also hotdog-spreading, I mean, look at that legs opening.
As an ass man, I didn’t even notice the wiener titties at first because I couldn’t take my eyes off her buns.
Maybe it’s okay if humanity dies out. 🤔
as long as we die between some buns
Spread eagle legs too.
Is she… squatting? With her… erm… weiner hanging down?
yes.
Real hot dogs have between 6 and 10 nips, otherwise they are called sparkly wieners.
And they can only be marketed as a ‘hot dog’ if they are produced in the Titiller region of France
I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !
Titties dragged through the garden?
Is that Alvin?
Alvindog
Yes.
I don’t like where his life seems to have taken him
This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen
