has AOT vibes
That one on the bottom right really got the short end of the stick.
With the hairline of a 48-year old.
Just because he’s God doesn’t mean he can do anything about male pattern baldness. He’s not that omnipotent.
You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
I think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol
Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
Did Hideo Kojima make this?
Maybe it was Hajime Isayama, and the scaffolding on the left is for people who dress up as Survey Corps.
Mexico has such cool religious art that this is just offensively ugly. Even if you don’t like religion the art is pretty cool. This is ugly on the Touchdown Jesus level of ugly.
That is clearly water bending Jesus.
Jesus was not a skilled water bender… it exploded in flames and burned to the ground
Oh boy do I have news. God agreed with you and in 2010 “Touchdown Jesus” was struck by lightning and burned down. They replaced it with a more traditional version. Personally I liked the orgional more.
Oh well shit I didn’t know. My husband just told me about it years ago.
I’m not a christian and yet I feel offended by this image
At first glance he looks like one of those smaller deformed titans.
That’s no Jesus, that’s a Phil Collins!
All hail the lord and saviour lord Farquadd
As a person utterly devoid of religion, I still used to enjoy visiting the temples of the various faiths, to see what they’d come up with. I think that period might be at an end.
Who would ever contest this claim ?!
Why does the giant baby Jesus have a full head of hair.
I just wanna know why he has a widow’s peak 😄
looks like Andy Kaufman
“This is not a record to be proud of”
I dunno, you must have accomplished some pretty impressive things to be so dismissive of this.
He was a grown man! He had a beard!
Yes, we know. Her name was Mary Magdalene.
The living with the 12 other dudes totally gave it away though.
You’re thinking of April Jesus. This is December Jesus.
