Biden rigged the DOJ to garner sympathy and also to punish his son for doing too much marihuana
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
That’s honestly he most disturbing picture of Jesus I’ve ever seen. Visceral disgust kinda reaction.
Like a poor, scrawny carpenter was some ripped American meatball. Fuck me, I’m an atheist and this is gross.
In what world are carpenters scrawny.
In worlds where they can barely survive doing carpentry.
Man literally had a dupe glitch for bread and fish.
so he didn’t need muscles to do anything
And in what world is that? Everyone needs chairs, houses(of some sort), tools, utensils … ect. I can’t imagine a world or a time period where people who made the stuff everyone else needs didn’t just survive but thrive.
Nazi Jesus flipping greasy burgers at fat redneck barbecue.
He probably was jacked. Being a carpenter back then meant going into a forest, cutting down a tree, and hauling it out of there.
Except he wasn’t a “carpenter” in the sense that we think of it. He wasn’t a woodworker building tall tables and chairs. The translation would be more accurate as “builder” or “construction worker”. Would still be in good shape, but nothing out of the ordinary.
You know construction workers are jacked compared to desk workers right? Like if you take a random construction worker and a random office worker, neither of which lift, the construction worker is going to tend towards both more mass overall (as it helps prevent injuries) and more muscle mass (because working out as your work tends to do a lot for your body)
They’re either built like trucks or real wiry. Though the wiry guys tend to do more climbing which might explain the difference.
In other words, jacked because he had to go into a forest and cut down his own tree.
to be fair to you, technically those are other words.
The swole Jesus agenda was so important you had to repeat it thrice
Damn straight. I’ll only accept a Jesus into my heart who can bench press a camel.
Edit: and then karate kick it through the eye of a needle. (Also, my instance is having problems and I don’t know how that was posted extra times.)
That would be Supply-side Jesus.
That’s because he’s wearing an American flag and as a nation founded under God like it says in the pledge of allegiance and on our money, and you godless atheists are sickened by the true meaning of our nation. /s
That is white christian bigot jesus. This whole post is nothing but a troll.
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This shows Jesus creating cheeseburgers which arent kosher.
Beyond burgers
The idea of republican Jesus cooking up some beyond burgers is very funny
Jesus is a CHRISTIAN.
It’s in the name CHRIST!
But he COMPLETED the law! Which means I can ignore all the old law that I find inconvenient. But he didn’t REPLACE the law, which means I can still criticize anything I think is yucky.
Jesus was a true American!
No but his supply-side clone is
Who is that
Jesus
Wud up.
Username checks out.
While you’re here, can I as you a favor? Talk to your people. Those fuckers have been up to some bullshit.
They ain’t his people. Christians demonstrate their faith by putting Christ’s teachings into action. These people do the opposite.
He said “Hey Zeus!”
Oh shit, waddup dawg
Never go full retard.
Thank u very hepful
At your service.
No need to use our Lords name in vain, is he really that well known? But who is he?
Jeff Bridges
Negan
I honestly wondered what Negan was doing in the pic.
That’s Obi Wan Kenobi.
The man bought a gun and owned it for like 9 days many years ago around the same time he was filming himself on drugs. Every gun owner in a state that buy legal cannabis in any fashion would be guilty of the same thing. It’s just a bad law because you can be an alcoholic (which is a drug, hence a drug addict, hence requiring those to lie on the form) with as many guns as you want.
Wait. Are the Trump folks sharing those memes because they’re so stupid they’re funny?
I guess I’ve always found Trump so offputting and taken white nationalist christian fascism so seriously that I never considered those to be shitposts.
No, they legit believe them - or want others to in the case of Russian trolls
Hamberder
If the charges are true he should have been convicted.
The joke
Your head
Meh, I misunderstood. I get how what I said is dumb in retrospect. Lice and learn.
It was a witch hunt!!1!11!
I now understand the feeling of cultural appropriation. I’m atheist but I grew up catholic and that depiction of jesus is culturally inappropriate
Amen.
Hunter was probably used by his dysfunctional family with his drug addiction.
Okay, I’ll bite… how was he being used and why?
