Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoLife pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down11
arrow-up14arrow-down1imageLife pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.lemmy.worldStriker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareMindTraveller@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 months agoI want to stay a virgin because I don’t like sex. If I wasn’t a virgin, it would mean something very bad had happened to me.
minus-squareSkyrkazm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoWorst case scenario, you lose your chance at wizardry at the age of 30. Keep it at all costs friend. The magic missile and fireballs are well worth it. Especially the spell “mend buttcrack”.
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoMend Buttcrack is amazing if you’re going for a no-poop run
I want to stay a virgin because I don’t like sex. If I wasn’t a virgin, it would mean something very bad had happened to me.
Worst case scenario, you lose your chance at wizardry at the age of 30. Keep it at all costs friend.
The magic missile and fireballs are well worth it. Especially the spell “mend buttcrack”.
Mend Buttcrack is amazing if you’re going for a no-poop run