I don’t know about you, but I died of blood clots, cancer, heart disease, myocarditis, and a whole bunch of other things several times over now. Must be the eight COVID vaccines I’ve gotten I guess.
And just don’t ask me about the time I blew up a gas station because my mom called me while I was filling up.
Oh shit I’d completely forgotten about that one.
I mean yeah, at least GSM phones (and I guess CDMA too since the frequency bands are pretty close) did tend to cause funky interference, but the idea that they could somehow cause fuel pumps to go boom was… well, a bit silly.
How am I supposed to believe that when I died within a year of getting my first COVID vaccine back in 2021 like I was told I would?
I don’t know about you, but I died of blood clots, cancer, heart disease, myocarditis, and a whole bunch of other things several times over now. Must be the eight COVID vaccines I’ve gotten I guess.
Also, the Bill Gates microchips. Don’t forget those. And I’m still magnetic.
This is likely the source of that particular conspiracy.
But hey, at least your 5G reception is fantastic
Oh great, now you’re reminding me about how my cell phone gave me a brain tumor back in the 90s.
And just don’t ask me about the time I blew up a gas station because my mom called me while I was filling up.
Oh shit I’d completely forgotten about that one.
I mean yeah, at least GSM phones (and I guess CDMA too since the frequency bands are pretty close) did tend to cause funky interference, but the idea that they could somehow cause fuel pumps to go boom was… well, a bit silly.
Watch out for water and sharks, squid dude.
I’m good with water, thanks, but never mind sharks. What I really need to look out for is other squid!
https://www.livescience.com/56211-squid-cannibalism.html
Damn, it’s a squid-eat-squid world
And not in a good way!