or to make the worst impression ig
Any media in any format, sequels not included.
Imagine being the first human to Rick Roll another species.
My neighbor’s dog rolls his eyes at you
my good answer is the wikipedia page for human
by evil answer is the wikipedia page for the dark forest hypothesis
More evil answer: The page on Junko Furuta. Them aliens packing up and leaving after reading that fucked up shit.
Rofl the perfect stfu
Perfect
Backdoor Sluts Vol. 7
“Mlorp, how do these beings even manage to procreate? This one is using the incorrect orifice, and this one removed his genital proboscis moments before copulation was complete!”
“Let’s leave them alone, Floop. They will extinct themselves shortly.”
We’ve kinda done this already:
The Golden Record from the Voyager missions.
My personal pick, however, is the SCP database.
SCP
The Sane Clone Posse?
Well the other posse might give a bad impression
Whoop whoop, let’s keep this on an even keel!
That is a collection of pieces of media though, op asked about a single piece.
Send more Chuck Berry.
I send Independence Day and to tell them it is a documentary. Now they know not to fuck with us.
Rather they know not to fuck with us while running Mac OS 7.5
I would send them a song letting them know I’d never gonna give them up.
“aw what a nine gesture, we shall relay this to the galactic federation on all channels”
The way you say that makes me wonder what their fediverse must be like.
That one fucked up hentai comic… I wanna give them mental distress as a leg up in the war between them and us.
That one fucked up hentai?
Oh you sweet summer child…
And yet, I know the one they meant…
Yes, that one. I know there are others, but you know exactly which is the one I’m referring to.
President of the United States and a blender?
Well I don’t. Do you mean Metamorphosis or The Enigma Of Amigara Fault or another one I didn’t think of or know?
(recommendations welcome)
Any episode of Ancient Aliens.
A badly trained LLM.
Let them ask whatever they want of it without any way of verifying if what it says is correct.kind of a Rorschach situation
Darmok, S5E2 of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
I wanna send them a copy of FF8!
If you’re familiar with it, you’ll get what kind of impression it might give.
Smarter people have already figured this out. I’d send them a copy of the golden record we put on Voyager. It contains the kinds of things that could convey “this is where we are, this is what we look like, we’ve figured out about this much of this universe so far, and we make stuff that isn’t utilitarian (art)”
zip bomb
all aliens use tar.gz archives sorry